My house cats

They go rat a tat tat

Either sleeping on the sofa

Or fighting with the doormat

.

Bringing rowdy friends home

From they streets they did roam

“More food” they roar “more food”

Cat-whispering their groans

.

They stay up for Project Runway

Side-eye slide out when it’s Scandal

One measley box set

Is all that they could handle

.

So I guess I’ll enjoy the peace

Just me and Olivia Pope

Let these feline fiends go bout their bizz

Causing ruckus on the road.