My house cats
They go rat a tat tat
Either sleeping on the sofa
Or fighting with the doormat
.
Bringing rowdy friends home
From they streets they did roam
“More food” they roar “more food”
Cat-whispering their groans
.
They stay up for Project Runway
Side-eye slide out when it’s Scandal
One measley box set
Is all that they could handle
.
So I guess I’ll enjoy the peace
Just me and Olivia Pope
Let these feline fiends go bout their bizz
Causing ruckus on the road.