Shake n Bake, ketchup on rice

Carrots for Rudolf and better eye sight

WB Kids, reruns of Colombo

Jessica Fletcher, 41’s Dumbo

Snake ’98, WKDs

‘HipHop’ dance tutorials on DVD

Schloastic Book Fairs, Orchestra Recitals

Tuning in for Pop Stars: The Rivals

Domino Fridays, Old Country Buffet Sundays

Perpetually failing the Lords quiz on bible study Mondays

Do Not Read This Book, Do Not Read Any Further

Clanking on the keyboard of that Gateway with fervour.