Shake n Bake, ketchup on rice
Carrots for Rudolf and better eye sight
WB Kids, reruns of Colombo
Jessica Fletcher, 41’s Dumbo
Snake ’98, WKDs
‘HipHop’ dance tutorials on DVD
Schloastic Book Fairs, Orchestra Recitals
Tuning in for Pop Stars: The Rivals
Domino Fridays, Old Country Buffet Sundays
Perpetually failing the Lords quiz on bible study Mondays
Do Not Read This Book, Do Not Read Any Further
Clanking on the keyboard of that Gateway with fervour.